Haha, that’s funny. Seriously. Absolutely hilarious… I’m dying here.
Does everyone (anyone?) see what he did there? That’s clever. On the ball, ya herd
While we’re on the subject of Paul being an idiot, lets discuss what he’s doing the 19th of July. My guess would be maybe doing some errands…? A ‘lil bit of groceries? New blinds? Cabinet shopping at Ikea maybe? You know what I’ll be doing? I’ll be at Total Sport Compact (TSC)… Probably in a lawn chair with my feet on my bumper and a cold one, listening to Neil Young, within sight of the bikini contest. Have fun at Matress Mart’s 34th anniversay sale. You know how many matresses they have? ENOUGH TO MAKE A PILE THREE MILES HIGH! OMGOMGOMG
It’s nice that you boys now have a quiet place to practice your naughty language and talk about cool, grown-up things like drinking alcoholic beverages. What fun!
It’s nice that you took the time out of your busy schedule to come in here and try to be our mom; kinda ironic don’t you think?