The Adventures of your Mom

a Note on the OC Strike

theadventuresofyourmom — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:36:30 +0000

Paul Here,
I just wanted to say, on the OC Transpo strike, that I am 50% for the union and 50% for the citizens and 0% for the city. The City can eat my taint for breakfast if they think I don;t realize that they wanted this strike to happen so they could save in wages, gas and create revenue in the form of goddamned cock sucking parking tickets.

They make a statement to the public saying that with the strike, they’re going to be more lax on the whole thing, but are never specific about when/where. People get a false sense of security and BAM! $90-fuck-you-in-you-ear-ticket.

Well eat shit and fondle your mother’s breasts City of Ottawa, I am fucking on to you, and don’t think for a second that I won’t shit on your chest.

back in bidness

theadventuresofyourmom — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:32:24 +0000

so I just got back from rehab, good times. so first of all I’d like to apologize to all of you for my rash behaviour. and then I’d like to tell each of you to fuck off and die.

Interesting Article (Re: OC Strike)

theadventuresofyourmom — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:54:06 +0000

An interesting news clipping I came across this AM while flipping through my daily rags

Despite claims by ATU local 279 president André Cornellier that he would speak solely to favourable media regarding the 10 day OC Transpo lock-out, Metrosis news was given the opportunity to conduct a short interview. We caught up to Cornellier as he was leaving his downtown home for a game of Quidditch. Of late the local ATU president has developed the reputation of being a man of few words, and to some a poster boy of PR gone wrong.

When asked about the negotiations scheduled for Saturday involving a Federal mediator Cornellier stammered “No.. nono… ham and cheese… on rye”. Naturally questioning the Union leader’s statement, our field reporter inquired about the ATU sponsored site which went live yesterday (http://www.ottawatransitstrike.com/). “I eat puppies” answered Cornellier. “You eat puppies!?” Metrosis probed. “I finger painted a media statement” interrupted Cornellier.

Local 279 president refused further comments on the subject, as he shuffled off, however we were granted permission to publish his media statement, another well thought out piece of work.

Er.. Hi

theadventuresofyourmom — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:11:57 +0000

I’m back.

…Well we’re back, the 27th of June we left for a one week vacation in Vegas. Things kind of get hazy from mid July on, but we eventually found ourselves back in the CAPITAL CITEH.

So we should start posting again. Try to keep it a family show, we’ve learned some life changing lessons.

Trendy New Glasses

theadventuresofyourmom — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:47:48 +0000

- A

BBQ adventures!

theadventuresofyourmom — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:02:40 +0000

So homeslice Paul and I went to pickup his new 49 burger capacity BBQ. Of course no mojor purchase goes without issue at Crappy Tire

http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/joly0022/upload/?action=view¤t=7d036768.pbr

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So I was kicking around an old junk yard

theadventuresofyourmom — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:32:10 +0000

…Yesterday and snapped some pics. Unfortunately the pictures aren’t much special, but nifty old stuff hanging about. Check it out;

June 19?

theadventuresofyourmom — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:59:32 +0000

hey romo, on the 19th I’ll be at my wedding shower… yea that’s right… a shower. I’ll be opening fuckin’ presents and shit, getting drunk as fuck off apple martinis and cosmos bitch. Then while you’re hanging out with the boys I’ll be playing dress the bride in toilette paper; shit’s gonna be off the chain.

theadventuresofyourmom — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:06:17 +0000

Haha, that’s funny. Seriously. Absolutely hilarious… I’m dying here.

Does everyone (anyone?) see what he did there? That’s clever. On the ball, ya herd

While we’re on the subject of Paul being an idiot, lets discuss what he’s doing the 19th of July. My guess would be maybe doing some errands…? A ‘lil bit of groceries? New blinds? Cabinet shopping at Ikea maybe? You know what I’ll be doing? I’ll be at Total Sport Compact (TSC)… Probably in a lawn chair with my feet on my bumper and a cold one, listening to Neil Young, within sight of the bikini contest. Have fun at Matress Mart’s 34th anniversay sale. You know how many matresses they have? ENOUGH TO MAKE A PILE THREE MILES HIGH! OMGOMGOMG

Hey Andre

theadventuresofyourmom — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:07:29 +0000

You take the bat out of basement.