Mexicans on a bus

•June 23, 2008 • Leave a Comment

So I was on a bus, that was my first mistake.

Have you ever been on a trip to Mexico? Ever been on public transportation there? Carlos is usually sitting in the front with four chickens on his lap, Gabriela is typically in the middle of the aisle with her goat an 14 children. In general I’d say OC Transpo is a cut above.. Except for this time.

I was one of three people on a downtown bus, it was mid day. We rolled up to a stop and I saw it; ~50 Mexican children, two guardians. The youngest would have been around 8, oldest maybe 14. Here’s the best part, most of the rug rats were downing cans of Red Bull.. 50, 8-14 year olds hanging off the bars, sitting three high in each others lap, chattering away in their native tongues and singing something you hear on CHIN radio… All doped up on sugar, caffeine and guanarannnana (isn’t that bat shit?).

All I was missing for the real Mexican experience was for them to try and sell me hand weaved bracelets and carved souvenirs.

ugh

 

-A

would you fuckin’ relax? I’m here now.

•June 20, 2008 • 4 Comments

me
So as Andre stated in the aforementioned post, this is our new blog, it’s called adventures of your mom, and it will literally be rocking the shit out of your world; so check back from time to time.

I should introduce myself; Paul. That’s my name. Yes, I am one mean sonofabitch.  You may be asking yourself, “wtf does Paul do for a living?” well I’m glad you asked, cuz if you didn’t this would literally be a one-sided conversation.  I work as a graphic designer for an unnamed public institution in Ottawa, Ontario, but am also a freestyle rapper; a talent i turn on and off like the clapper.  Needless to say I have a anusload of free time on my hands.

So welcome to the adventures of your mom.

ooops

•June 20, 2008 • Leave a Comment

…and my name’s Andre. sry

New Blog

•June 20, 2008 • 1 Comment

Hi

This is awkward. New blog, beginning today. My buddeh Paul… Who I’m sure will post soon and i have rigged up this place as a creative outlet. We’re both stuck in boring 9-5′ers and we need to keep entertained.. Stay tuned for stories, pictures, rambles and ….AND……VIDEOS